evanjellicent:

person: why are you playing pokemon isn’t it a kids game

me: image

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

(Source: kawozhin)

get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

rochichan:

how do people make cute chibis????

rochichan:

how do people make cute chibis????

guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

akemipocky:

there’s this mexican netflix commercial in where a little boy goes to check up on his grandmother, but she fucking pretends to be dead, and so he runs away freaking out and she fucking smiles to herself and just continues watching her shows, like damn grandma you twisted